Charade (1963)

Characterization Characterization Characterization. This is the mantra for fiction writers of “the program era.” At its most basic, characterization asks that we “round out” our characters with both good and bad personality traits, that we make them neither entirely “good” nor entirely “evil.” But, characterization also means “give me interesting characters—characters who will make me turn the page.”

One way to create characters who make a reader a turn the page, or a viewer forget she is eating her popcorn, is to endow them with charm. Charade, with Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant, remains modern despite the absence of triple flipping body doubles and exploding helicopters because its characters have charm.

Hepburn and Grant have large whites around their irises and slow blinking eyelids, but appearance, the textbooks tell us, is not the only aspect of characterization we writers need give attention. Speech deserves equal importance (as do thought and action).

One aspect of speech that makes Hepburn and Grant appealing is their ability to deliver one-liners at seemingly inopportune times. My favorite lines from this film seem to rescue moments of tension. For instance, in an early squabble, Hepburn shouts to Grant “You know what’s wrong with you?” “What?” he asks seemingly caught off guard. She pauses, blinking ever s0 slowly: “Nothing.”

Later, during another spat over dinner, Grant says, “Oh, you should see your face right now.” “What’s wrong with it?” Hepburn asks, touching it, reaching for a mirror. “It’s lovely,” he says.

There is a pattern to these exchanges. They occur in moments of tension. They begin with a misdirection—an oncoming insult. And then they deliver an unexpected and just cheesy enough compliment. (One-liners, I think, always need a little bit of cheese sprinkled on top. Just enough so that they can be consumed lightly.)

So, being the unoriginal imitator that I am, I impersonated Hepburn once. “Do you know what’s wrong with you?” I asked a girl. “I didn’t think there was anything wrong with me,” she said.

Oops.

But this exchange taught me a lesson. Charming as these two characters may be, they are not without insecurities. And the types of exchanges I’ve discussed fail unless the insecurities arise. What I find unique about charmers is that quite often they allow their insecurities to become strengths of character.